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81.101.242.137

02 May 2008
20:50

Yeah...I was at The Uscars in 2007. It rocked!


81.101.242.137

02 May 2008
20:49

THE UCKFIELD OSCARS...The Uscars will, for a second year running, take place at the Uckfield Picture House between 2-4pm on Tuesday 6th May. It highlights the films made by sixth formers in Film Studies and Media Studies A'Level courses at UCTC. Tickets are £1 for staff and sixth form students and family...although out there in cyber-space there is one on E-Bay that is currently £750.00!!!


149.254.192.114

28 March 2008
21:32

149.254.192.115 What a shit hole Uckfield is!


149.254.192.115

28 March 2008
21:21

what a shit hole uckfield is


210.51.33.42

27 March 2008
18:14

Sorry, but what is kimerikas? Jane.


194.154.160.130

19 March 2008
13:58

Gokkunschpele


194.154.160.130

06 March 2008
15:11

ive pappered me sel


194.154.160.130

29 February 2008
16:37

No I can't


86.129.161.83

29 February 2008
12:37

Could you change your link for the Uckfield and District Preservation Society to www.udps.co.uk as that is the official one.


194.154.160.130

15 February 2008
12:54

My colleague just farted


203.221.78.53

15 February 2008
08:37

84.68.16.216- I am the nephew of dusty miller,the son of his sister stella miller kenworthy.I believe you mean gerald dustysadly he passed away,he has a neice still in uckfield running the cinque ports clubim not sure if its the old kings head or maidens head as I left in 1964 pauline padgett who could supply much more info good luck he saved my eldest brothers life lived opposite me my first ride on a motor bike and was the best uncle I knew


86.152.51.255

07 February 2008
19:13

i have fond memories as a young national serviceman in the 50s of uckfield,the youth club ,the convent on the hill.many a happy hour was spent there from our army camp at Maresfield sadly i understand now demolished.


200.37.63.11

03 February 2008
20:44

I have been looking for sites like this for a long time. Thank you! prozac


200.37.63.11

03 February 2008
10:46

I have been looking for sites like this for a long time. Thank you! gambling


62.119.100.243

30 January 2008
13:35

i have been looking after a 17 year old girl for a year now every wednesday. just recently though i have been having sex with the mother when she takes me home. her husband obviously does nor know about it but he has asked me if i know if she is doing anything she should not be doing. should i tell him that his wife has started smoking? confused of uckfield.


194.154.160.130

17 December 2007
14:56

Phil McKrackin


194.154.160.130

17 December 2007
14:55

Chris Peacock



194.154.160.130

14 December 2007
16:05

who left some belmswold on the urinal in Luxford bogs



194.154.160.130

01 November 2007
14:43

Ive left a flapjack on the station platform


194.154.160.130

11 October 2007
12:27

the p*ss troughs are blocked, regards Chris Pistols


194.154.160.130

09 October 2007
12:36

precisely mate and I update baldly, yours (up) Kojak


212.159.72.207

04 October 2007
11:54

I do update it badly


194.154.160.130

04 October 2007
11:48

this site needs updating badly


194.154.160.130

04 October 2007
11:47

how does any one contact you dippy!..no email or phone


81.49.133.238

30 September 2007
17:44

I'm teaching on assignment at uckfield school until January. I commute daily from Brighton but as I don't drive this is very time consuming. Does anyone have a room they would like to let out 4 nights a week. If so please contact me


80.58.205.56

29 September 2007
09:35

Cool guestbook, interesting information... Keep it UP. excellent site i really like your stuff.


195.80.24.163

21 September 2007
15:37

Good Cant wait, your utter crap anyway


212.159.72.207

21 September 2007
10:25

Fat Frday - last final gig Friday 1st November. Gig at Bluebell Inn Halloween Fancy Dress. All welcome. Well people... here it is the end, we will no longer playing as a band anymore. maybe being in a nice little band playing at pubs is to much for certain indivduals to handle... thank you for everyones support. But still EVERYONE DOWN TO THE BLUBELL FRIDAY 1ST NOVEMRBER FOR OUR LAST GIG. PLAYING WITH THE BIG KAHUNAAAAAAS!


86.143.51.80

21 September 2007
10:18

Don't try to go into the Fat Friday link on the music page as it will try to load software onto your computer.


195.80.24.163

13 September 2007
15:16

June spacy is Joey Deacons Ho?


81.155.135.221

02 September 2007
23:22

Anyone know what happended to the delectable June Spacey that used to live in the Uckfield Hood! man she was fly!


81.155.135.221

02 September 2007
23:20

Hey! I love your website! keep up the good work all you Uckfielders!


72.36.152.162

16 August 2007
20:48

WH1acs regularly! nice cool site its updated ,


194.154.160.130

13 August 2007
10:11

I have a set of back peddling mud guards if anyone is interested. Cheers, Chubby


86.136.255.227

09 August 2007
09:51

Try www.aboutmyarea.co.uk. They are looking for someone to run their site for Uckfield - it works well here and provides a local info service.


79.65.203.93

07 August 2007
22:38

Are there any other forums for Uckfield that people can chat to Uckfield residents to pass on email addy's etc..? I hope to move down to Uckfield sometime in the near future . It would be nice to know people down there before we move. We have children of secondary school age and primary ,It will be so much easiler for them if we had contact with people first. Are there any websites or forums out there?


82.42.145.4

07 August 2007
08:19

hi im an old member of the lovely little town that is uckfield. moved away aged 12 in 1992, some times miss the peace of country life but by looks of this guest book, the mentality of people in the town has gone down hill, so much for community spirt!!!! can't wait until i visit in september to see what has become of the little peaceful town i remember so fondly, i hope what i have seen on here is'nt the real uckfield K Gaskell


86.136.255.227

06 August 2007
13:42

Did Uckfield flood during the recent heavy rains?


195.92.67.74

04 August 2007
09:46

This site is not funded from Tax payers money, if it was I would close it down, it really is putting Uckfield down, and given us a bad name. Uckfield is a really nice place with nice people who live here with the exception of some. Let's see how adult you can be and put something positive on this site, instead of silly insulting comments.


194.154.160.130

01 August 2007
16:14

Has anyone got the latest Uckfield FM car sticker? It says. "I'd rather be listening to a CD"


194.154.160.130

01 August 2007
16:11

james smith is a pimp - so what who cares???


80.42.204.127

26 July 2007
00:26

james smith is a pimp


194.154.160.130

13 July 2007
10:36

Charlie Hudson and the Library are paying in the Library this weekend..shush!!


86.129.154.211

12 July 2007
20:36

Now i know where our council tax goes. so glad it goes on a site like this.


194.154.160.130

12 July 2007
15:32

Ref Crawley sl*g, I feel that you are a Chav and should stay in your Bewbush slum


193.113.57.161

10 July 2007
14:55

Im from Crawley how does everyone feel about that .....HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


81.107.217.176

09 July 2007
19:54

Re-open the rail link to Brighton ;)


66.69.176.24

08 July 2007
06:16

Well Howdy y'all over there in Uckfield. I have a couple of friends that live there and thought I'd take a look at your little ole guest book. Not what I thought it would be, with all the real things going on in our countries...thought there would either be more griping about the real worries going on or remembering to a time when our little cities were places we could walk down the street and smile, and speak to each other. Bake cakes and cookies from scratch and share them with neighbors and family. Wait...I still do that one...anyway, my friends always described Uckfield in such a way that I have always wanted to come visit there. Pudding Cake Lane? Thats so cool. Over here in Texas we have This Way and That Way street, even an Any Way Street... Anyhow, just wanted to say hey there to all y'all in Uckfield!


194.154.160.130

06 July 2007
14:54

Motorcycle Ashtray for sale £25 Tel 01825 787789


194.154.160.130

06 July 2007
13:18

site is bent


194.154.160.130

29 June 2007
13:52

Dogs Eggs found in Luxford fields


194.154.160.130

27 June 2007
17:18

Blimey news travels slowly... the floods in Uckfield were over 6 years ago!! If you mean the current floods in UK they are over 150 miles away so were OK down here thanks. yours, Mr R Ding-Helpbody


203.194.48.82

27 June 2007
03:22

Hi this is Nicholas Kenworthy in Australia,born in Uckfield 1955 and lived in Selby Rd.Related to the Millers and Padgetts on my mothers side,sorry to hear about the flooding over there I only hope that not too much destruction or loss of life is caused through it.At present I live in Victoria AUS,we are having our first taste of rain for a while.My cousin and her husband run the Cinque Ports Hotel club in Uckfield,I would welcome any news concerning their situation.Thanks .


194.154.160.130

26 June 2007
10:40

moan winge grizzle Yours, Mr Grumpy, Uckfield


194.154.160.130

25 June 2007
15:09

Had a go on Gladys the other week mate!


80.42.91.49

23 June 2007
21:05

This guest book is really dreadful. What a load of moaning, groaning sad people live here in Uckfield! It used to be a great place to live.... but not any more it seems.


86.144.198.150

23 June 2007
15:07

I'm looking for Gladys Skinner who was a prominent member of the Uckfield social scene some years ago, she used to be great friends with Rose Wood, who we have also lost touch with. It would be nice to know whether these ladies are ok.


194.154.160.130

20 June 2007
13:24

christ grow up, UHE....get a life! So the Sum of your efforts is tagging a road bridge, wooopee do


217.44.106.91

17 June 2007
10:37

nah blud.UHE Uckfield Hooligan Elite.and watch your mouth


194.154.160.130

13 June 2007
16:48

ooh listen to the patronising person below....


217.149.106.130

13 June 2007
13:21

The messages on this site are SO very, very Uckfield. Just complete TRASH really!!!


194.154.160.130

12 June 2007
14:34

BTW, UHE stands for Useless Homo Elite


86.138.213.136

08 June 2007
17:37

the U.H.E are soon to take control of uckfield.......... all firmed up and ready to take over!!!!!


194.154.160.130

07 June 2007
16:27

Hi Richard Pranny here just giving you an update on the lav situation. The t*sser below, 26th may, is still in there reading the graffiti on the walls about some bloke with a huge length who will be there for a session at 7;30 tonight I dont think he's arrived yet


81.154.181.177

26 May 2007
15:38

Thank god that there is a WiFi hub near here now.... I've been stuck in the old toilets by the bridge since the council boarded it up. They should have checked it was empty first, I only nipped in for a quick dump. I've had to survive on spiders, mice and bog water. Help!!!!!!!!!!!!! get me out of here before the battery goes on my lap top!


64.180.250.25

22 May 2007
07:08

Seeking young male models in the Uckfield area for studio work.Contact Emille at HomoEroticyahoocom


90.195.45.87

21 May 2007
20:16

Ive just read you 2002 guestbook.Are you still banging on about your skate park you sad little people.Happy person of Brighton


194.154.160.130

18 May 2007
10:37

Pluvex Galavanised Clout Nails


83.228.68.190

18 May 2007
01:05

Hello everyone. Nice to meet you here ;-) interesting article - i'll put it in bookmarks, i guess will use it any day.


81.154.179.134

16 May 2007
08:57

Reply to (Irish) John Ormond - no idea when you posted you search for Fiona, but I live next door to her. Will tell her of your search. Sandra


194.154.160.130

08 May 2007
13:50

brucie says...errrrerrr nice site, nice site, errr nice site


194.154.160.130

04 May 2007
16:40

GIVE IT 10 MINS IF YOUR THINKING OF HAVING A PONY IN BOGS AT LUXFORD CAR PARK.IVE DROPPED MY HAT IN THERE AND IT PEN AND INKS


194.154.160.130

04 May 2007
16:38

i THINK THI SITE IS A BIT BENT


86.143.157.26

01 May 2007
16:58

I love Arthur Barrow


86.129.161.56

25 April 2007
16:47

"The Blofeld Swarm" by Daniel Schumer. First edition - Signed by the author. This book will be available for viewing (STRICTLY NO TOUCHING) this Saturday outside Bridge Cottage, between 11am and 11.15am. First come first served. Beverages available from Somerfield. First dozen viewers are FREE OF CHARGE. £2.50 per glimpse thereafter. See local press for more details or call in at Curry's in the High Street.


194.154.160.130

25 April 2007
13:06

208.53.138.133 are you doggers?


208.53.138.133

23 April 2007
21:39

Caroline, you are right this is a quite forum. I agree lets leave our messages to one another here so Karl and Susan cant check our emails. I do miss you so my little carrot, it is so nice making love with a beautiful girl not covered in nasty curly and thick pubic hair. You get sooooooooooo very very wet ........ oh the feeling. We must find somewhere to meet as it is so risky in the office, I think a friend may let us use the spare room in his flat - Im sure I will be OK in a secure place and not worrying if someone is about to walk in on us. I cant wait until tomorrow - must go as soon has just finished the washing up and may come in here.


81.153.181.238

21 April 2007
23:27

I agree with myself, skaters are moronic plebs


81.153.181.238

18 April 2007
22:34

Why waste money on a skate park there are far better things to spend the money on. Look at the moronic comments on this website from the "skaters", they do not deserve a damn thing. After all the 'skaters' are just a very small minority who for some reason thinks a skate park is theirs by right. Spend the money on something for the majority of the towns youth. Ex Cnc Skinner


194.154.160.130

17 April 2007
11:56

Is there an Uckfield Visitors Book in addition to this informative but slightly Cretinous Guestbook?


217.145.115.130

13 April 2007
16:08

Alice Lavery St Micheals school did carry on but not as a boarding school, it has now closed down and house are built in its place


62.171.198.40

30 March 2007
12:01

those comments are rude and demeaning but I AM UP FOR THAT


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30 March 2007
11:54

fancy a bum? call ali on 07836251836 for sexy bum


62.171.198.40

30 March 2007
11:53

ali wants bum sex


62.171.198.40

30 March 2007
11:53

gay rights for ali


62.171.198.40

30 March 2007
11:52

ali wants gay rights


206.51.229.117

23 March 2007
18:16

Lucy! Please call me


84.68.16.216

20 March 2007
18:58

Hi I'm looking to trace 'Dusty Miller' who was employed by the Fletcher Family in the Blackboys Uckfield area in the early 1960s


84.68.16.216

20 March 2007
18:57

Hi I'm looking to trace 'Dusty Miller' who was employed by the Fletcher Family in the Blackboys Uckfield area in the early 1960s


86.129.166.88

19 March 2007
16:04

Sunday 25th March 2007 Uckfield Civic Centre Bell Farm Lane Uckfield East Sussex TN 22 1AE Tel 01825 769 694 www.uckfieldtc.co.uk The Rat Pack Vegas Spectacular Featuring ..... Fred Gardner as Frank Sinatra Wayne Kennedy as Dean Martin Patrick Kumah as Sammy Davis The Rat Pack Orchestra plus special guest Miss Hannah Northedge


82.42.122.161

17 March 2007
14:49

love uckfield, my dad lives here now, i'm still in liverpool though! maybe one day,c


87.113.85.198

17 March 2007
11:46

does the "P" in your name stand for penis? Mr Penis Dantic.... sexual and im not even from uckfield you penis pusher


86.141.59.117

15 March 2007
10:37

Isn't the punctuation of the majority of entries on this site, simply quite appalling? e.g. In the last entry, there should have been a comma inserted before the word "get". The word "Ill"(which could mistakenly refer to the person as being "off colour" should in fact be shown as "I'll" - the abreviated form of "I will" i.e. "I'll smack you with...". I hope this poor and seemingly uneducated use of the English language ceases forthwith, as it sets a dreadful example to the young people of Uckfield. Mr P Dantic. (Ridgewood)


80.42.247.120

14 March 2007
22:03

fuck off you cunts get a life or ill smack you with my skateboard in your nazi faces.


194.154.160.130

14 March 2007
16:42

I also have a Chocolate Fireguard and Inflatable Dart Board for sale if '82.109.66.148' is interested to add his turnip, some dried bread and the vicars toupee? Contact; Ken Cleanair-System on this page


82.109.66.148

07 March 2007
00:59

apparantly claire jackson puts out


82.109.66.148

06 March 2007
20:47

If anyone is interested in providing me with a turnip some dried bread and the vicars toupee please contact me asap


82.109.66.148

06 March 2007
20:46

UCKFIELD IS GAY!


154.11.98.150

28 February 2007
20:53

The excellent site!!! good luck!!!


87.113.93.104

24 February 2007
10:18

Skateparks are for Gay cretins...grow up


86.147.233.29

15 February 2007
14:32

I think that some of you need to get your facts straight! The youth shelter in Luxfords Field was funded by Uckfield Town Council from its Leisure and Amenities budget - Not from the generous fund set-aside specifically for building a new skate park. The "Cage" at the drive was also funded from this Leisure and Amenities budget with extra financial help from Sussex Police. The "big Uckfield sign" was funded as part of a Youth Project by East Sussex County Council which the town wasn't even aware of, yet alone part of. The Town Council has actively set aside funds for a new skate park over the last few years, as well as providing the land for its location. It has also co-ordinated and supported other organisations in their bids to achieve funding from other sources. This is a team effort and has almost reached the point where construction can finally start. exciting state of the art skatepark plans are currently being drawn up. It is important that if you really do want to see a championship standard skatepark built in Uckfield soon, rather than waste your time moaning about stuff, you get should get involved! See www.uckfieldskatepark.blogspot.com for more details!


80.42.149.146

09 February 2007
08:56

im with thoose guys WE WANT A SKATEPARK!!!


172.201.156.238

05 February 2007
20:53

skatepark please...or we will doss about and do drugs hehe


86.147.232.62

05 February 2007
20:36

WE WANT A SKATEPARK!!!!!!!!!!


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05 February 2007
20:35

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80.42.190.8

05 February 2007
20:32

wow iv started a campain!


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05 February 2007
20:32

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84.69.102.181

05 February 2007
20:31

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80.42.190.8

05 February 2007
20:30

WE WANT A SKATEPARK!!!


80.42.206.148

05 February 2007
20:29

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84.69.102.181

05 February 2007
20:28

WE WANT A SKATEPARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


80.42.190.8

05 February 2007
20:21

are we actualy going to get a skatepark or are they going to destroy are hopes as they usualy do and spend it on some rubbish shelters... what are they gunna do with the money this time...let me guess...buy some crappy sign that says "UCKFIELD" in big letters... wowey! coz thats adsactly what this town needs!NOT! what this town needs is a skatepark!!!!!!


195.93.21.136

04 February 2007
19:48

what tolls did they use 2000 years ago


80.42.254.13

04 February 2007
19:41

dam strait! they dont even have a clue how much we want that skatepark. it really annoys me when they say we dont help and rely were working are socks off


80.42.244.133

04 February 2007
19:28

if your wondering why people are moanin then try lookin at the facts we have been waiting 5 years now!! most of us dnt believe we wil eva see a skatepark ere 2 be honest im not puttin in ane effort because some of the money raised was spent on poxy shelters at luxford. also when the old mini ramp was here i was on it wen it was in a right state (nearly collapsin) the mayor of uckfield was there n i spoke 2 him n he sed it was ina bad way n that wen it broke they wld hav 2 put a new one there wot happened. o and also one last thing the cage on the drive was a waste of money!!! that came out of the skatepark fund too


80.42.244.133

04 February 2007
19:28

you what!!!! just read the comment 27 December 2006 sayin we have 2 watch what we say uvawise we wont get a skate park...just 2 let u kno that people i kno raised sum of that money and i know a lot of people that have put in more than enough effort into it


194.164.78.12

04 February 2007
11:43

To the person who use to deliver eggs to the hollybush cafe i would love to here from you My mum is Ann & uncle is Mick Please e-mail if possible with any stories that you may remember from them early days Regards Nick my email is posted on the notice board page


59.101.244.113

04 February 2007
06:34

G'day Uckfeild! am moving to your town in a month or so from Australia and am looking forward to the southern English experience. My family originates from Sussex so it will be cool to check out our provinence. Keep on rallying for that skate park!


80.42.145.80

02 February 2007
23:26

Can anyone tell me the date there actualy going to start to build the skatepark in uckfield?


81.154.180.140

02 February 2007
18:14

The Hollybush Cafe was adjoined to the Uckfield Club and was never taken over by the latter. I remember Mr and Mrs Morris who lived behind and ran the cafe; also their daughter and son. I used to deliver eggs to them on Saturdays.


80.42.183.185

02 February 2007
17:27

WE WANT A SKATEPARK!


80.42.183.185

02 February 2007
15:15

i ride bmx and that dudes right we totaly need a skatepark


194.154.160.130

02 February 2007
14:04

Americans are cnuts thats what's wrong son


194.154.160.130

02 February 2007
14:03

Holly Bush cafe talk about gay raid....utter crap...I think that person was wishing it was a gay raid as he is probably a bum banger himself


194.154.160.130

02 February 2007
14:01

Mr 43 yr old...are you a Paedo?


80.42.183.185

02 February 2007
12:00

Hello. I'm not a skateboarder or anything like that. Infact im a 43 year old man, but you see i agree with the boy. Kids need something to keep them entertained. And I am sure building a skatepark will reduce under-age driking and smoking. And I have no problem with skateboarders. I smile at them and they smile back, there actualy just normal children if you give them a chance.


80.42.215.117

01 February 2007
22:19

hi its me again, the uckfield skater. I cant belive you guys have just said that. Think about what you.ve said, would you prefer people like me who just wanna skate and do the sport i love, or have people who sit out on the streets driking and smoking. And yes we are helping, i have friends who raised money and where in leader for it. i just dont understand why people hate skaters so much! thank you for your time. x


80.42.45.87

25 January 2007
18:47

I lived in Uckfield from 1978(the very dry year) until 2005)and had many friends there. My children went to Holy Cross School and Uckfield Community College. Mr Edward Gooch was headmaster at Holy Cross when my first child went and what a lovely man he was. Very fair but very strict! I really miss Uckfield and the wonderful community spirit.


61.132.90.170

25 January 2007
17:36

What is wrong with Americans?


90.240.229.187

23 January 2007
16:41

I am looking for an old friend of mine by the name of Alison Scott used to live in Browns Lane Uckfield back in the early 80s. Would be helpful if anyone could give me info. Probs married now with kids and stuff my had a sister called Janet i believe Thanks Paul Finn


64.180.250.25

23 January 2007
05:31

The Holly Bush Cafe was in fact a notorious meeting place for gay people in the early fifties and sixties.Initially it was much frequented by the avant-garde of Uckfield but later took on a more burlesque flavour which resulted in the infamous Holly Bush Cafe raid in which several prominent local politicians were arrested for being found in compromising situations with members of the same sex


194.154.160.130

19 January 2007
09:21

is there a centre for spac's in town?


86.151.3.174

17 January 2007
19:49

There is no mention of the Air Training Corps that is in Uckfield, we do plenty of community work, please contact me on 01825 768198 or email me at katherine(underscore)rattle(at)hotmail.co.uk, Thanks, Katherine Rattle


86.151.3.174

17 January 2007
19:48

There is no mention of the Air Training Corps that is in Uckfield, we do plenty of community work, please contact me email me at katherine(underscore)rattle(at)hotmail.co.uk, Thanks, Katherine Rattle


86.129.160.86

15 January 2007
16:33

The holly Bush Cafe was situated next door to the old Drill Hall, approximately where "Kids Stuff" is now. Before its demolition to make way for the Bell Walk development, the Cafe became the Uckfield Club for a number of years. I would suggest that more info including photos may be available from Uckfield & District Preservation Society (contact details online) or possibly from the secretary of the Uckfield Club, which now operates from their current premises in Bell Lane. (01825 765313)


206.82.130.210

15 January 2007
12:54

Hello, nice site!


86.135.145.42

14 January 2007
15:39

I'd post that it in the notice board, there aren't many helpful people in the guestbook.


195.92.67.75

14 January 2007
14:54

Please help i am looking for any infomation on the hollybush cafe which was located at the bottom of the high street particually photos. This was my nans cafe and my mum lived there untill she got married to my dad The reason i would lie this info is because it is my mum & dads 50th aniversary this year and would like to paint them a watercolor picture of where they started there married life


88.111.39.151

14 January 2007
13:41

what do people think about Tesco trying to buy up most of the town?


62.56.80.247

13 January 2007
17:17

I like the Gay Bar idea.


86.141.175.230

11 January 2007
14:56

If you have any queries about the way that the town of Uckfield is run, contact the new owner of the town via their website at www.tesco.com. One of their customer service representatives will be pleased to advise how they plan to enhance the locality with massive demolition and expansion plans! Destroying trade and lifestyles in a rural town? - Every Little Helps!


85.255.114.133

09 January 2007
18:49

Google is the best search engine


58.165.60.68

07 January 2007
13:12

I live in Sydney Australia and have a very good friend from Uckfield, I always thought he was a bit of a wacko but after reading these comments it seems the whole town is full of whacked out nut jobs crying out for a skate park, he he, you lot crack me up!!!


72.232.83.98

02 January 2007
12:00

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220.226.63.254

30 December 2006
02:17

Hi cool site friend!


80.41.177.217

29 December 2006
09:55

Thank you, i had not come across The Buxted Inn in my search.Was hoping to find a picture of it ,and prices but they do not seem to have their own website. Typical woman here i like to see what it looks like before i try it ...... Whats the Piltdown Man Inn like??


85.92.189.178

28 December 2006
18:09

If your looking for an Inn, why not try The Chequers in Maresfield or the Buxted Inn. Both are good


195.92.67.65

27 December 2006
20:22

Instead of moaning about the skatpark, why don't you help, I am fed up with you lot moaning and expecting everybody else to do the hard work, stop moaning and start helping. With people like you who like to sit down and moan and be rude about everthing, it amazes me why people bother at all.


195.92.67.65

27 December 2006
20:15

It makes me very angry when you kids expect everything to be given to them, instead of demanding why don't you help then maybe, maybe you might get your skate park, why should others put themselves out when only a certain few are willing to help. Be very careful with your replys otherwise you wont see a skate park ever. stop moaning and do something to help.


194.154.160.130

27 December 2006
15:35

The Wok Inn in Nutley is good, not sure if they have rooms though?


80.41.157.36

27 December 2006
12:06

Looking for accommodation in or around Uckfield.Ideally an Inn which is not expensive.Can anyone help ? Thankyou


80.41.137.65

22 December 2006
12:08

Happy Christmas Uckfield XX


80.42.153.1

17 December 2006
21:40

hi, im an uckfield skater. number one, never ever ever ever build a fricken gay bar. How about building the flipping skatepark you'hv been promising for god knows how long!!


80.42.153.1

17 December 2006
21:40

hi, im an uckfield skater. number one, never ever ever ever build a fricken gay bar. How about building the flipping skatepark you'hv been promising for god knows how long!!


80.42.153.1

17 December 2006
21:39

hi, im an uckfield skater. number one, never ever ever ever build a fricken gay bar. How about building the flipping skatepark you'hv been promising for god knows how long!!


194.154.160.130

11 December 2006
13:47

Vicar wears a toupee


194.154.160.130

11 December 2006
13:46

someone got nail varnish on their cats


80.42.220.56

11 December 2006
12:38

I have recently moved from brighton to uckfield. It is a great place to live. The only thing missing is a 'gay bar'! having to go to brighton at mo. are there any like minded girls out there that would like to meet up?


80.41.186.252

10 December 2006
17:53

We spent a weekend down there a few weeks ago and decided itis the place for us.Hoping to get down there again in January.As for moving,i would move there tomorrow if i could,but change of jobs and higher house prices are stopping us at the moment.Thanks for the comments and yes i hope to see you soon.


80.42.220.56

08 December 2006
21:27

re uckfield Nice place to live, local schools acheive good results, in town there is a swimming pool, some gyms, cinema, library, some playgrounds for children. I am not regretting my move here- I have 3 kids 7,6 and 4. Good luck hope to see you soon!


194.154.160.130

22 November 2006
13:36

the flooding never actually happened it was all an illusion, BBC and ITV reports used clever over-imaging of the sea on shots of the high street and aerial images....so I suggest a bungalow in Olive Meadow would be fine. Put the Town on the map though! prick


80.41.169.251

22 November 2006
08:34

Well atleast my 3 girls will be safe there then


64.180.1.23

22 November 2006
05:48

Is there anything else i should know about Uckfield before we take the plunge? Yes,there is a phantom buggerist on the loose according to local legend.Said to haunt the local latrines in the dead of night,where many a young lad has simply vanished without trace


80.41.156.13

21 November 2006
10:36

Thank you for your reply.Thatis good news !!A swimming pool would be nice but that would be ridiculous. I am up in the midlands at the moment so its difficult to find out things.Is there anything else i should know about Uckfield before we take the plunge? I have three daughters of 12,9 and 6 years.Have seen reports on the schools there and they seem good...but to ask people who actually live there would be great. Thanks again Karen


81.23.48.25

20 November 2006
23:07

Karen, The batchelor way estate wasn't affected. You could see the water but there are too many carefully placed mounds for it to create a problem. It's a nice estate, I live there and very much recommend *smile*


80.41.148.96

17 November 2006
12:58

Hope someone can help me with a question i have...I am hoping to move to Uckfield,but have recently became aware of the floods that Uckfield experienced some years ago.My question is.. Was the Batchelor Way estate-land affected?.I like that area of Uckfield but obviously the chance of it flooding again concerns me.Hope someone can help. regards Karen


86.144.199.158

16 November 2006
17:30

The vole strikes at midnight the petals are yellow in the valley three bells for mr manifest orange brown four and seven End of Msg


84.65.212.198

15 November 2006
22:32

I am looking for an old friend of mine by the name of Alison Scott used to live in Browns Lane Uckfield back in the early 80s. Would be helpful if anyone could give me info. Probs married now with kids and stuff my had a sister called Janet i believe Thanks Paul Finn


194.154.160.130

15 November 2006
16:06

I see Corbins are selling BUCAKE


194.154.160.130

15 November 2006
16:04

creedisaprickATaust.com


86.129.167.162

15 November 2006
15:56

hi colin its me.... if you are serious about getting contact with us can you forward me your email address or phone number as am very reluctant to put my details up on this site!! becci


86.135.220.123

10 November 2006
09:33

my tooth hurty no dentist to sooth mouthy


124.177.94.9

10 November 2006
02:06

I am looking for Rebecca J Allen who has a son named Rhys. Needed to get in contact with her very soon if you know of her could you please let her know about this thanks. Colin Reed and Kelly Armour in Australia.


194.154.160.130

06 November 2006
17:16

Lost - My Guts I dropped them last week in the high street Call 56464ARSE to inform


194.154.160.130

06 November 2006
17:15

Hi Mavis, there's an industrial estate in halisham thats called Diplocks..any connection you spaz...Dave Fenner (the Geezer)


194.154.160.130

06 November 2006
17:11

Dear Romilly you are a wanker now piss off


86.138.127.115

01 November 2006
21:17

Any ladies bored with marrage and who live on rocks park or surrounding areas want some horny fun online&offline? Have webcam! Cumon! give it a go! email stronglover at hotmail.co.uk


86.129.157.221

27 October 2006
12:53

Hello, Im Romilly Beck & I am considering opening a "speciality meat" themed park at Buckham Hill, to be known as Sausage World. I'd be happy to hear you comments


81.79.108.46

26 October 2006
20:57

To Dr David Fenner - I have a cousin, Jean Diplock - her father was Henry Diplock born at Isfield 1898 and died at Uckfield 1962. I wonder whether there is a family connection? Mavis Holland


194.154.160.130

26 October 2006
12:31

she sounds great...got a number


80.42.216.153

25 October 2006
11:25

EMILY MILLS MUM IS A MILF!!!!!!!!!!!


194.247.255.227

18 October 2006
12:50

does any body no of somebody called ,James smith , he is about 24 and lives in uckfield , he went to school in haywards heath , st pauls school ,he used to hang out with Glen russel ,Wane turner and all of that lot.


194.154.160.130

13 October 2006
12:00

when is the Fudge park opening?


194.154.160.130

09 October 2006
15:15

I belive it won't as I a prof' of "Preciptation and its effects" at the Uni of sussex...will tell you more but must go now as I am dying for Crap..back later..."phuut"...bugger, followed through


172.200.108.88

05 October 2006
21:25

UCKFIELD IS GOING TO FLOOD AGAIN!! HELP!! I'M DROWNING!!


172.200.108.88

05 October 2006
21:23

LUCY TOLD ME


172.200.108.88

05 October 2006
21:23

IT'S RUBBISH!


172.200.108.88

05 October 2006
21:22

I HATE UCKFIELD!


203.144.188.7

01 October 2006
16:56

aloha! all very nice. a like it. peace bro!


221.146.252.157

24 September 2006
12:59

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86.133.167.20

23 September 2006
23:38

You lot really need to get out more!


88.107.117.128

23 September 2006
18:25

Any body want to have a go in a Rotax Max go kart , It's seriously fast , not like indoor crap, We do 1 hour sessions for £120 . Interested ? 07855 460717


194.154.160.130

05 September 2006
16:04

ask for the slag on Downsview Cresent, she'll do yer for nowt


86.129.157.22

01 September 2006
19:48

Hello one and all. Not long moved to Uckfield from London and don't know anyone around here so I was wondering is there are any nice females here, or in local areas that would like to chat to a 33 year old single parent? My msn and email is needexcitement at hotmail.com Thanks Mark.


194.154.160.130

01 September 2006
15:54

Yes Luv, guess you like Cuckold? good on yer


64.180.1.23

22 August 2006
05:02

Cummin back ter uckfield fer a cupple o weeks in sept,anyee body know of any local lads who would do a 'turn' fer a couple o quid.Leeve yer dogbone numbers here an I'll contact yer


194.154.160.130

18 August 2006
09:46

eye cream pie


194.154.160.130

08 August 2006
16:39

F*ckin Nonce he can stay out there


219.88.55.21

08 August 2006
03:44

Former resident Alexander Edward Ive feels that he needs to express how much he enjoys living in Wellington, New Zealand, as it is on the other side of the world and not in a little pokey ass town in east sussex... He is currently studying at the university here and is to be living with his gay lover as from the 8th,8th,06. Yes thats right he is gay. Thankyou all!! xoxoxoxox p.s dont tell anyone!


194.154.160.130

27 July 2006
17:12

Gokkun....try it ladies its nice


212.159.72.207

23 July 2006
17:34

I think he means "you're all pathetic"


80.3.64.10

22 July 2006
00:03

oh dear. your all pathetic


64.180.31.49

17 July 2006
06:49

I'll turn yer fukkin skate park into a giant buggery centre if yer don't all fukk orf


194.154.160.130

12 July 2006
14:31

Barrett went on to release two massive farts after leaving Pink Floyd. .


194.154.160.130

11 July 2006
16:02

Herman Goering


205.134.172.143

07 July 2006
13:35

Ich can mich an dich uberhaupt nicht errinern.nbw


220.80.118.42

06 July 2006
18:46

Ich can mich an dich uberhaupt nicht errinern.aj


222.238.179.68

06 July 2006
18:46

Ich can mich an dich uberhaupt nicht errinern.aj


222.99.209.235

06 July 2006
18:26

Ein Schloss, Ein Wurst, Ein Kopf !aw


194.154.160.130

06 July 2006
16:54

Uckfield FM is now coming in your ears


194.154.160.130

06 July 2006
16:53

Pub atmost' answers, Cock and Bull, Chavsters meeting place and general shit hole The Alma, run by Nonces, frequented by local inbreds Highlands, for Chavs with income who like crap food and crap blinged cars The Brickies, cash in hand merchants and their pissed up bints Ringles Cross, Buxted and Uckfield inbreds...local pub for local people Just So, under 12's pub and sad over 30 pervs who can't pull women there own age or are gay


218.232.162.250

06 July 2006
15:16

Ein Schloss, Ein Wurst, Ein Kopf !mqw


194.154.160.130

05 July 2006
16:24

Uckfield FM is Gay


61.117.191.194

04 July 2006
19:32

Descriptions of pubs their atmospheresvqb


195.93.21.136

29 June 2006
19:01

uckfield fm will be coming in your ears soon. don't forget to listen because the listener always comes first. arse cock fuck. this tourettes is pissing me the fuck off. arse fuck cunt.


195.93.21.136

29 June 2006
18:58

don't start on each other, pick on the council. then we can all have a laugh.


195.93.21.136

29 June 2006
18:57

i ve got a life. i fuck your mum on mondays. your sister on tuesday then your girlfriend ever other night when your out nicker sniffing. and its hailsham for chavs. you should know that. you were born there. you little turd munching bollock sack licking toss pot. i remember when you was born. you was so ugly the nurse slapped your mums face instead of your arse. i too couldn't care if uckfield don't get a skate park because i go to the one down the road from my house.


81.144.244.67

28 June 2006
20:40

Wow uckfield never changes- cant wait to come home!!!


194.154.160.130

28 June 2006
16:45

www.uckfieldmunters.co.uk


194.154.160.130

28 June 2006
09:25

Oh you sad act, I am taking the piss...who cares about a sad Skate park..get a life or move to Crowborough with the rest of the Chavs. Chill pill required loser!


195.93.21.136

27 June 2006
19:14

is that it. when will you learn. ok all publicity is good but not in a small town like uckfield. this is a public site a lot of people like me see this and if all you can do is that then well done. come back here in a month, a year or 2 years. you will be in the same situation. no park and still no closer to getting one. i couldn't give a fuck if you get a park or not. perhaps if i could skate then i might. look. get people on your side. do something to show people what you can do. put on a display to the people that matter and if you are that good you can say that you could be even better with the facilities. instead of just sitting there and asking for a skate park every couple of months. show them that your not going away. if you are that serious i honestly know someone who could help you get peoples attention in a positive way. he has helped young people get things around here before. one last thing. i hate the bloody conservatives. and i am not that keen on our local council. if all you do is type another silly coment then see you in 2 years. please prove me wrong. and the more you insult me the better my story in the papers will be! bye


195.93.21.136

27 June 2006
19:12

is that it. when will you learn. ok all pulicity is good but not in a small town like uckfield. if all you can do is that then well done. come back here in a month, a year or 2 years. you will be in the same situation. no park and still no closer to getting one. i couldn't give a fuck if you get a park or not. perhaps if i could skate then i might. look. get people on your side. do something to show people what you can do. put on a display to the people that matter and if you are that good you can say that you could be even better with the facilities. instead of just sitting there and asking for a skate park every couple of months. show them that your not going away. if you are that serious i honestly know someone who could help you get peoples attention in a positive way. he has helped young people get things around here before. one last thing. i hate the bloody conservatives. and i am not that keen on our local council. if all you do is type another silly coment then see you in 2 years. please prove me wrong. and the more you insult me the better my story in the papers will be! bye


194.154.160.130

27 June 2006
14:14

i'll deficate on your drive you Tory....15k... oohh big bucks....so what


195.93.21.136

23 June 2006
19:02

what the fuck do you meen menstral. and yes you can come round and skate on my drive. it's big enough. at least i will mave a moving target to shoot at. never start your own business because i have already offered you 15 grand if you can raise the same. i will even sell you a small peice of land cheap at the south end of uckfield so you can organise building a park you u grateful shite.


195.93.21.136

23 June 2006
18:56

so much for uckfield first. most of the uckfield councilors are only there because they like the so called power. they wouldn't know what to do with power if it jumped up and took a bite from there arse. all they want is police protection so if anyone upsets them they have the police on there side. as for the skate park. i think you lads will find that the council are waiting for you all to "grow out of skating" then that problem will go away because maybe the next generation of teens might not like skating.


194.154.160.130

23 June 2006
13:43

More importantly what is happening with the Car Park at the old station....promised month ago and nothing..BR, Council get your thumbs out your arse crease and sort it!!


194.154.160.130

23 June 2006
13:41

Ohhh hark at this menstral misery....where do ou live and we'll skate all over your drive..twat


62.119.100.243

23 June 2006
07:46

FOR A START YOU SHOULD SORT OUT YOUR SPELLING. AT 16 YOU COULD GET A JOB. NEXT, THE FOOTBALLERS PAY FOR THE PITCHES. PEOPLE WANTED A SKATE PARK IN THE SEVENTIES BUT THEY DID NOT GET ONE. AND YET I NOTICE THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THE OLDER RESIDENTS OF THIS TOWN. ALSO YOU DON'T NEED A SKATE PARK, YOU WANT ONE AND YOU WANT SOMEONE ELSE TO PAY FOR IT. I TELL YOU WHAT. WHEN YOU AND YOUR SKATER MATES EARN £15000 BETWEEN YOU I WILL GIVE YOU THE SAME. GET YOUR PARENTS TO HELP.DO SOME BOOT SALES. ORGANIZE AN EVENT. DO SOMETHING INSTEAD OF GOING ON AND ON ABOUT WANT, WANT ,WANT AND PEOPLE MIGHT LISTEN TO YOU. AND WASH YOUR HAIR EVERY SO OFTEN.OH AND START SPELLING PROPERLY. YOU MIGHT JUST GET SOMEWHERE. AND LASTLY, TRY BEING POLITE TO PEOPLE INSTEAD OF TRYING TO LOOK HARD BECAUSE NONE OF YOU ARE.


86.144.100.76

23 June 2006
00:18

tht guy is so sterotypical we skate because it fun u noob and im 16 and ur saying tht i shud buy some land u fucking cock u are the biggset douche ever. u really need to get a life u sado we need a skate park to do what we want to do.why is it fair tht all the footballers ect get there goals and stuff like tht why dont we. people like you make me so angry stupid dick


84.64.149.37

23 June 2006
00:10

HAHA u cudnt be anymore wrong u cunt


195.93.21.136

22 June 2006
21:41

the skate park will be built when allyou skaters get fucking jobs, buy some land miles from anywhere and pay for it yourselves you selfish gits. what about spending some money on the people who fought for your freedom but now get knocked over by spotty faced shit heads that think because they have no imagination and ambition everyone should pay for them to do fuck all all day except take up the valuable time of the hospital staff to have a plaster put on a cut they got while running over some poor old person on there skates. see you've upset me. now fuck off to bed like a good boy you spoilt shite.


195.93.21.136

22 June 2006
21:41

the skate park will be built when allyou skaters get fucking jobs, buy some land miles from anywhere and pay for it yourselves you selfish gits. what about spending some money on the people who fought for your freedom but now get knocked over by spotty faced shit heads that think because they have no imagination and ambition everyone should pay for them to do fuck all all day except take up the valuable time of the hospital staff to have a plaster put on a cut they got while running over some poor old person on there skates. see you've upset me. now fuck off to bed like a good boy you spoilt shite.


195.93.21.136

22 June 2006
21:18

Has anybody found


195.93.21.136

22 June 2006
21:15

when is the skate park being built anyone know


195.93.21.136

22 June 2006
21:13

i don't need any as i have one at the bottom of my back.


195.93.21.136

22 June 2006
21:11

any body need any crack just visit no 3 lealands flats ask for london dave what a prick and the police just let him do it sick barstad


195.93.21.136

22 June 2006
21:10

MY WIFE SAYS SHE IS ON HER MENSTRUAL CYCLE. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE COULD RIDE A BLOODY BIKE. AND SHE STAYED AT HOME LAST WEEKEND WHEN ME AND THE KIDS WENT FOR A RIDE.


195.93.21.136

22 June 2006
21:08

has anyone noticed that old people smell of biscuits and piss. HELLO


195.93.21.136

22 June 2006
21:05

day 34 in the big brother house and everything is still complete fucking grap. why do i do it to myself. don't answer that and yes i am a sad fuck.


195.93.21.136

22 June 2006
21:02

i was reading the local paper the other day while laying the foundation for my log cabin. i find it sad that the carnival may not go ahead this year due to insurance costs. well i have a cunning plan. what the bonfire society should do is pretend that there will be no carnival. then when everyone goes home all upset they could jump out from behind a tree and run up the high street setting fire to everything. thus having there parade and then offering to help rebuild the high street for a small cost. this will make enough money to pay the insurance for next year.the only problem is that everyone knows what they will be wearing as it is the same shite as the last ten bloody years.


195.93.21.136

22 June 2006
20:51

has anyone noticed that the ethnic minority in uckfield has turned into a bloody majority. and why do they all have to work in petrol stations. they must be on good money because they all have better cars than me.and how the hell do they fit 15 people in a 2 bedroom terrace house. theres something going on and i am going to find out.


195.93.21.136

22 June 2006
20:46

hello. i am researching my family in uckfield. does anyone have a neighbour called bin-laden


195.93.21.136

22 June 2006
20:38

HELP. i have just arrived in spain for my summer holiday and i have just remembered i did not lock my safe. it has all my wifes gold and my life savings in it. could someone pop round and shut the damn thing please? it is behind the false panel under the stairs. my address is 312 london road. the back door key is under the lion statue beside the lake in the front garden.


195.93.21.136

22 June 2006
20:17

can the owner of the false leg that was left in the luxford toilets please collect it from the attendant. unfortunately someone has wedged peanuts and sweetcorn into it (they taste like peanuts). we do not know how long it has been there but it has turned a bark brown colour anf the ends have gone pointy. i must also add that the council will not pay for the damage.


195.93.21.136

22 June 2006
20:04

eileen. i am only 35 so i did not know john walder. i would ask my grandfather but he died in 1987. i have done some research and i found out that the ss osterley operated from southampton to the isle of wight. are you certain they went to australia? i too started writing a book on january 1st of this year. when i finish it i will call it a diary and probably burn it as i doubt if anyone else will be interested in my life as i doubt if they will be in yours either you may as well stop now. in fact i don't think you are writing a book. i think you are trying to steel peoples identity so you can get credit cards and access to there bank accounts so your church can purchase more foriegn orphans to use as human sacrifices to your evil god. i suggest you leave now or i will call the police. but don't rush as the police station does not open until 9.00am in the morning. i know your type. you can't fool me. but just as a point i have 4 children and they too can do the makarina.


195.93.21.136

22 June 2006
19:40

does anyone find it strange that uckfield has had a local council for over 100 years but only this year have they decided to put uckfield first. what the fuck have they been doing up until now.


194.154.160.130

22 June 2006
13:44

Dogging?


194.154.160.130

21 June 2006
16:57

latest England Score eng 2 - swed 1


194.154.160.130

21 June 2006
16:57

early July I recall...the progamme is on sale now you tight wad


82.43.240.34

18 June 2006
14:37

Please could someone advise me the dates of Uckfield fireworks and carnival this year - thanks


194.154.160.130

14 June 2006
11:25

just having a laugh you numpty


195.93.21.136

13 June 2006
14:48

How old are the people writing on this site, real age and mental age. Classic Uckfield tho so at least its representative!


194.154.160.130

13 June 2006
14:24

Does anyone else think that the Pizza's at Pizza Zone are shite?


194.154.160.130

12 June 2006
16:50

How interesting, can go back to sleep now you God botherer?


61.68.113.239

11 June 2006
05:04

My husband's grandfather John Walder migrated from Uckfield to Melbourne Australia in 1913 on the S.S.Osterley. His wife Eliza (formerly Wren) and their four children followed on the Makarini. I am seeking background on their families and Uckfield at that time as I am writing a book. John's parents were Jesse and Esther Walder.They may have lived in East Grinstead. Eliza's family were Moses and Mary Ann Wren. She was a Jeffrey. They lived at Bakers Cottages Framfield Road Uckfield. They all belonged to a religious group called The Open Brethren which may be why John and Eliza migrated as they were very strong in establishing the Brethren and Assemblies of God Churches in Australia. At one time John worked as a farm labourer at Ladycross Farm East Grinstead. EILEEN WALDER


81.144.233.240

10 June 2006
16:18

Went into liquidation and now Freedom Leisure r gonna take it over as a kiddies play area


80.42.183.254

07 June 2006
20:54

what's happened to pandamonium?


194.154.160.130

01 June 2006
13:57

Oh yes, sorry, he's been dead since 1922


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01 June 2006
13:57

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194.154.160.130

01 June 2006
13:57

Is Marcel Proust there?


194.154.160.130

31 May 2006
16:00

can some prick up date the transport Links Hoverspeed packed in Newhaven to Dieppe years ago.....


194.154.160.130

31 May 2006
15:58

oh dear the twats have reappeared on this site....college geeks....aggghh


86.132.80.6

27 May 2006
22:41

Undertaker I'm not to sure about Eric der Engineers reuseable coffins. Two weeks ago I attended an internment of a dear old Mrs Higgingbottom, only the undertaker and I knew it was a Basingstoke Mk5 coffin. Well the coffin did not completly rise up through the ground but pushed up mounds of earth like giant Mole hills all over the cemertery. After pushing up at least 33 mole hills it sank back in the ground and was not seen again ... untill .......... CONTINUED BELOW


86.132.80.6

27 May 2006
22:40

On Friday I was in the Queens Head having a drinky poo with Marge and watching two dart teams get sloshed when the floor beneath our feet began to shake, suddenly this Basingstoke Mk 5 coffin shot through the floor with poor Mrs Higgengbottom on top of the thing. Not only did she have a flower vase on her head, a daffodil stuck up her nose and was covered in soil but the 'WaffenSS' had mulfunctioned and pulled out all her teeth (not just the gold ones), had ripped of both her ears even though she was not wearing ear rings when buried and tried to undo the buttons of her boddice, I'm telling you it was enough to put you of your beer. So there you are Mr Undertaker, do I or dont I get into bed with you and make some more cash


194.154.160.130

24 May 2006
17:19

what time


81.79.9.141

22 May 2006
17:21

Uckfield is good for 'dogging' esp the Utopia leisure centre car park. Best dogging site in Sussex esp on the 3rd Friday of each month.


212.159.72.207

21 May 2006
12:19

HIGH FUEL PRICES WILL.... ..create revenue for things more important than driving. ..reduce uneccessary journeys ..reduce traffic congestion and fuel consumption. ..reduce our country's dependence on Arabs or Texans. ..encourage family and friends to stay closer to one another. ..cut down pollution. ..encourage research into alternative fuels and fuel conservation. ..make people work locally giving more free time. ..encourage people to use local shops and pubs. ..make it logical for the farmer to sell produce locally. ..reduce the death toll on the road.


212.159.72.207

21 May 2006
12:11

LOW FUEL PRICES ..... ..lead to increased waste SUVs and inefficient motors ..create more traffic and congestion ..encourage more commuters and longer commutes ..increase pollution and global warming ..will lead to increased consumption and leave less oil for future generations. ..allow city workers to have weekend homes in the country and push up local house prices. ..lead to more imported food.


194.154.160.130

19 May 2006
15:16

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11 May 2006
11:13

Did anyone see "Bender says No" on TV last night?


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10 May 2006
14:14

Does anyone eat hairy Pie?


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10 May 2006
14:13

My head fell off and Mummy kissed it better, Miles Pickens 1823


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04 May 2006
17:34

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81.131.99.206

01 May 2006
13:32

i think uckfield is a great place to live but my teacher hates it we r now doin a progect on uckfield this page inspired my thoughts on the project i got a 6 b ! thank you sarah 12 east sussex


81.131.99.206

01 May 2006
13:31

i think uckfield is a great place to live but my teacher hates it we r nor doin a progect on uckfield this page inspired my thoughts on the project i got a 6 b ! thank you sarah 12 east sussex


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26 April 2006
17:21

Slidey face lives in Oakwood Drive


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25 April 2006
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24 April 2006
11:11

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24 April 2006
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212.159.72.207

09 February 2006
12:48

The Guestbook is now up and running again. Sorry it took so long. Previous years comments are still available in the archive.



194.154.160.130

14 February 2006
16:17

Hello has any one seen Chubby recently.

Yours

Fluffer



81.6.218.216

19 February 2006
18:13

I am wondering if there are other people around who have lost friends over the years. I have been unable to make new ones due to work and family life but would be interested to hear from anyone between 25 to 40 who feels they would like to make new friends. From a cup of tea and chat or going to the gym or for a swim, just to get out socially.

If this appeals to you, feel free to post, I don't bite.
Jen Coates



193.82.98.8

20 February 2006
10:16

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193.82.98.8

20 February 2006
10:17

I'd like 2 b friends with u i can't make friends either



193.82.98.8

20 February 2006
10:29

hi my name is greg. i live in uckfield all my friends died in a tragic accident i do not want to go in to deatails but, lets just say they all lost their eyes. i was in jail for 2 murders but i have svered my time and are now looking to make a fresh start with some new friends.... text me on 07849405473. looking forward to it....



194.154.160.130

20 February 2006
13:24

For sale:

Chocolate Fireguard, unwanted present, only used once. No use to me now.
10 quid ono

01825 667788



194.154.160.130

20 February 2006
15:43

EU Sausage Roll mountain needs reducing, we have enough to make a hand rail from here to John o'Groats...please help this Saturday by visiting the civic ctr, eat as many as you like buffet...



194.154.160.130

21 February 2006
10:46

FOR SALE: Dog Tooth Cardigan and a plastic Murial rest. Whoops, sorry just heard that they don't exist.



84.12.181.148

23 February 2006
09:04

And there was me thinking this was supposed to be a useful guestbook, why bother replying if its not constructive???.....



193.82.98.8

23 February 2006
10:03

For sale: Playstation 4 i've nevr used it and neither has anyone else
oh yer thts stepping a bit far in time. Oh well i'll jst ring the Friday Ad
foshizzle ma nizzle



194.154.160.130

23 February 2006
12:39

don't use the Lavs in Luxford Fields Car Park for 20 minutes, I ve just gone and its stinks a bit in there



82.42.149.33

26 February 2006
21:18

hi im an old member of the lovely little town that is uckfield. moved away aged 12 in 1992, some times miss the peace of country life



194.154.160.130

27 February 2006
16:47

NEWS:-

Traffic

Cable laying in the public Lavs in Luxford fields this saturday 4th March.

Expect delays and a terrible stench



82.152.193.221

27 February 2006
17:44

chavs should die there should be a mass killing of chavs becozz they r gay



194.154.160.130

28 February 2006
11:46

Go fart on yourselves



194.154.160.130

28 February 2006
11:48

FACT:

an anagram on Uckfield is Idle fuck...



82.42.149.33

06 March 2006
12:56

love the site



195.93.21.136

14 March 2006
17:26

where's the best place to go illegal street racing round here cos i'm looking to break some speed limits, i use to race thru isfield but they chucked me out cos i ran over a load of cats, any boy racers let me know plus any criminals looking for a getaway driver post back.



195.93.21.136

14 March 2006
17:26

where's the best place to go illegal street racing round here cos i'm looking to break some speed limits, i use to race thru isfield but they chucked me out cos i ran over a load of cats, any boy racers let me know plus any criminals looking for a getaway driver post back.



195.93.21.136

14 March 2006
17:26

where's the best place to go illegal street racing round here cos i'm looking to break some speed limits, i use to race thru isfield but they chucked me out cos i ran over a load of cats, any boy racers let me know plus any criminals looking for a getaway driver post back.



195.93.21.136

14 March 2006
17:27

where's the best place to go illegal street racing round here cos i'm looking to break some speed limits, i use to race thru isfield but they chucked me out cos i ran over a load of cats, any boy racers let me know plus any criminals looking for a getaway driver post back.



195.93.21.136

15 March 2006
17:50

Hi. We are a Commerical Insurance Broker based in Halland on the edge of Uckfield and wondered if we could have our details on the site please? Affinity Select Insurance Services Limited 0870 991 3777 www.asisltd.co.uk



81.144.244.67

16 March 2006
13:48

LOST: Virginity, Yes, get in!!



81.144.244.67

16 March 2006
13:49

Albino he she seeks similar! 0800 923 947



194.154.160.130

16 March 2006
16:53

are there any "pros" working the streets in Uckfield?



194.154.160.130

16 March 2006
16:55

FOR SALE: 1 set of Back pedalling Mudguards. Absolutely no use to me. Offers? 01825 776543



194.154.160.130

21 March 2006
14:35

14th MARCH POSTING REPLY:

I know a bloke who has a Standard 10 gettaway car but its off the road at the moment, he dropped his exhaust.....a lot of rust!

Yours,

Neville Staples



194.154.160.130

21 March 2006
14:57

is me or has the Farmers Market become shit?



194.238.70.70

22 March 2006
14:00

Uckfield's seventh annual Festival runs from Friday 7th till Sunday 16th July 2006. It's a week of music, dance, song, walks, talks and art. A week not to be missed.

Uckfield Festival's Big Day is on Saturday 8th July 2006. That's the day the town comes alive with the Anglo-French Market in Civic Approach, Arena events on Luxford Field, stalls, street theatre and amazing High Street procession. Information line 01825 762294



194.154.160.130

27 March 2006
15:06

anyone gonna listen to Drip FM this year?
Yours S Bates



195.93.21.136

28 March 2006
15:26

anyone there who used to go to the catholic Convent on the hill for compline in 1952 .i was one of the Intelligence Corps soldiers stationed at Maresfield.understand the camp is long gone but fond memories of the period and the people



194.154.160.130

28 March 2006
15:27

Ken Dodd's Dad dog's dead



194.154.160.130

03 April 2006
16:47

Labian Quest is appearing at this years festival



194.237.142.21

04 April 2006
13:27

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194.154.160.130

10 April 2006
17:24

Get badger baiting and nail thse crud kid-rock bands. spazzies



88.106.244.234

16 April 2006
22:31

uckfield is da best



194.154.160.130

21 April 2006
09:31

one of the Bin men is a tosser he pulled out in front of me this AM in Nutley. Thick crap clearing twat



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21 April 2006
16:20

any MILFs out there
 



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24 April 2006
08:59

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24 April 2006
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24 April 2006
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